{"product_id":"🎅-🍑funny-santa-butt-tissue-box-😂-hilarious-christmas-decor-party-gift","title":"🎅 🍑Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box – 😂 Hilarious Christmas Decor \u0026 Party Gift","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e .povlya-santa-prank, .povlya-santa-prank *{   box-sizing:border-box; }  .povlya-santa-prank{   --red:#b72e2e;   --red-dark:#85201f;   --green:#24513b;   --green-dark:#173728;   --cream:#fff8ec;   --cream2:#f7ead7;   --gold:#d1a458;   --gold-soft:#f1d9a6;   --pink:#f4d8d1;   --ink:#352d29;   --copy:#6d625b;   --line:#eadbc8;   --white:#ffffff;    width:100%;   max-width:920px;   margin:0 auto;   overflow:hidden;   background:#fffdf8;   color:var(--ink);   font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,'Segoe UI',Arial,sans-serif;   line-height:1.65; }  .povlya-santa-prank img{   display:block;   width:100%;   height:auto;   margin:0;   border:0; }  .povlya-santa-prank h1, .povlya-santa-prank h2, .povlya-santa-prank h3, .povlya-santa-prank p{   margin-top:0; }  .psp-section{   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padding:8px 12px;   border:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.14);   border-radius:999px;   background:rgba(255,255,255,.06);   color:#fff;   font-size:11px;   font-weight:700; }   \/* RIBBON *\/  .psp-ribbon{   padding:15px;   background:var(--green);   color:#fff;   text-align:center;   font-size:12px;   font-weight:800;   letter-spacing:.5px; }   \/* BENEFITS *\/  .psp-grid{   max-width:800px;   margin:28px auto 0;   display:grid;   grid-template-columns:repeat(2,1fr);   gap:12px; }  .psp-card{   padding:23px 16px;   border:1px solid var(--line);   background:#fff;   text-align:center; }  .psp-card span{   display:block;   margin-bottom:8px;   font-size:30px; }  .psp-card strong{   display:block;   margin-bottom:5px;   color:#4c453f;   font-size:14px; }  .psp-card p{   margin:0;   color:#746b64;   font-size:12px; }   \/* BIG JOKE *\/  .psp-joke-box{   max-width:760px;   margin:28px auto 0;   padding:28px 20px;   border:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.16);   background:rgba(255,255,255,.06);   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background:rgba(255,255,255,.06);   text-align:center; }  .psp-gift-card span{   display:block;   margin-bottom:7px;   font-size:29px; }  .psp-gift-card strong{   display:block;   color:#ffe2ae;   font-size:12px; }   \/* QUOTE *\/  .psp-quote{   max-width:760px;   margin:28px auto 0;   padding:27px 20px;   border-top:1px solid #dbc7b3;   border-bottom:1px solid #dbc7b3;   text-align:center;   color:var(--red);   font-family:Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;   font-size:clamp(21px,4vw,29px);   line-height:1.4;   font-weight:700; }   \/* SPECS *\/  .psp-specs{   max-width:800px;   margin:28px auto 0;   border:1px solid var(--line);   background:#fff; }  .psp-spec{   display:grid;   grid-template-columns:38% 62%;   border-bottom:1px solid var(--line); }  .psp-spec:last-child{   border-bottom:0; }  .psp-spec div{   padding:14px;   font-size:14px; }  .psp-spec div:first-child{   background:#f6ead9;   color:#8f2927;   font-weight:850; }  .psp-spec div:last-child{   color:#6f6760; }   \/* FAQ *\/  .psp-faq{   max-width:780px;   margin:0 auto; }  .psp-faq details{   border-bottom:1px solid var(--line); }  .psp-faq summary{   position:relative;   padding:18px 42px 18px 2px;   cursor:pointer;   list-style:none;   color:#4d463f;   font-size:14px;   font-weight:850; }  .psp-faq summary::-webkit-details-marker{   display:none; }  .psp-faq summary:after{   content:'+';   position:absolute;   right:5px;   top:9px;   color:var(--red);   font-size:27px;   font-weight:300; }  .psp-faq details[open] summary:after{   content:'−'; }  .psp-faq p{   margin:0;   padding:0 35px 18px 2px;   color:#70675f;   font-size:13px; }   \/* NOTE *\/  .psp-note{   max-width:780px;   margin:24px auto 0;   padding:18px;   border-left:4px solid var(--red);   background:#fff4ef;   color:#6d625b;   font-size:13px; }   \/* FINAL *\/  .psp-final{   padding:64px 22px;   text-align:center;   color:#fff;   background:     radial-gradient(circle at 50% 0%,rgba(241,217,166,.21),transparent 36%),     linear-gradient(145deg,#315c46,#193a2b); }  .psp-final h2{   max-width:790px;   margin:0 auto 14px;   color:#fff;   font-family:Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;   font-size:clamp(31px,5vw,46px);   line-height:1.08;   font-weight:700; }  .psp-final h2 span{   display:block;   margin-top:5px;   color:#ffe2ad;   font-style:italic; }  .psp-final p{   max-width:680px;   margin:0 auto;   color:#edf1ed;   font-size:15px; }  .psp-final-brand{   margin-top:20px;   color:#ffe2ad;   font-size:13px;   font-weight:900;   letter-spacing:2px; }  .psp-final-tag{   display:inline-block;   margin-top:12px;   padding:10px 17px;   border:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.18);   border-radius:999px;   color:#fff;   font-size:10px;   font-weight:800;   letter-spacing:1px; }   \/* MOBILE *\/  @media(max-width:650px){    .psp-section{     padding:36px 16px;   }    .psp-hero{     padding:46px 16px 38px;   }    .psp-hero h1{     font-size:35px;   }    .psp-hero p{     font-size:15px;   }    .psp-grid{     grid-template-columns:1fr;   }    .psp-places{     grid-template-columns:repeat(2,1fr);   }    .psp-place:nth-child(2){     border-right:0;   }    .psp-place:nth-child(-n+2){     border-bottom:1px solid var(--line);   }    .psp-gift-grid{     grid-template-columns:1fr;   }    .psp-spec{     grid-template-columns:1fr;   }    .psp-spec div:first-child{     padding-bottom:4px;   }    .psp-spec div:last-child{     padding-top:4px;   }  } \u003c\/style\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"povlya-santa-prank\"\u003e \u003c!-- HERO --\u003e \u003csection class=\"psp-hero\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-brand\"\u003ePOVLYA\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-badge\"\u003e🎅 FUNNY CHRISTMAS DECOR\u003c\/div\u003e \u003ch1\u003eSanta Got Stuck. \u003cspan\u003eYour Tissues Found a New Exit.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/h1\u003e \u003cp\u003eTurn an everyday tissue box into the funniest little Christmas decoration in the room with this face-down Santa and his hilariously unexpected tissue dispenser.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-tags\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e😂 Cheeky Santa Design\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🧻 Funny Tissue Dispenser\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🎄 Christmas Decor\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🎁 Secret Santa Gift\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- HERO IMAGE --\u003e                 \u003cimg alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/3314\/2682\/files\/ChatGPT_2026_10_23_11_40_47-2.png?v=1792726888\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-ribbon\"\u003e🎅 CHRISTMAS MISCHIEF   •   😂 INSTANT LAUGHS   •   🧻 ACTUALLY USEFUL\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c!-- INTRO --\u003e \u003csection class=\"psp-section psp-center psp-cream\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"psp-kicker\"\u003e CHRISTMAS DECOR WITH ZERO SERIOUSNESS \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"psp-title\"\u003eWhy Use a Boring Tissue Box \u003cspan\u003eWhen Santa Can Do the Job?\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"psp-copy\"\u003eThe face-down pose, classic red suit and exaggerated backside turn an ordinary tissue holder into a cheeky Christmas conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-grid\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-card\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🎅\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eClassic Santa Look\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cp\u003eFamiliar red Christmas styling with a much less traditional pose.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-card\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e😂\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eBuilt-In Punchline\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe tissue opening is positioned exactly where everyone notices.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-card\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🧻\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eUseful Holiday Decor\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cp\u003eCombines tissue access with a funny Christmas display.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-card\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e💬\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eConversation Starter\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe kind of decoration guests notice immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- IMAGE --\u003e                 \u003cimg alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/3314\/2682\/files\/ChatGPT_2026_10_23_11_40_56-8.png?v=1792726888\"\u003e \u003csection class=\"psp-section psp-red\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-center\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"psp-kicker\"\u003e😂 THE JOKE IS BUILT RIGHT IN \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"psp-title\"\u003eNeed a Tissue? \u003cspan\u003eYou Know Where to Pull.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"psp-copy\"\u003eTissues dispense directly from Santa's rear, turning every grab into part of the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-joke-box\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e 🧻 One Tissue = One More Laugh \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone who thinks Christmas decorations should be a little less proper and a lot more entertaining.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Tissue dispensing from funny Santa decoration\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564280140660737.webp\"\u003e \u003c!-- PLACEMENT --\u003e \u003csection class=\"psp-section psp-center psp-white\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"psp-kicker\"\u003e TAKE THE JOKE ANYWHERE \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"psp-title\"\u003eChristmas Mischief for \u003cspan\u003eHome, Desk or Car.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"psp-copy\"\u003eThe product is designed for placement around everyday spaces where tissues are normally kept.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-places\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-place\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🚗\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCAR ARMREST\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-place\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e💻\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eOFFICE DESK\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-place\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🏠\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eLIVING ROOM\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-place\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🛏️\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eNIGHTSTAND\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Funny Santa tissue box in car\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564280375541761.webp\"\u003e \u003c!-- GIFT --\u003e \u003csection class=\"psp-section psp-green\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-center\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"psp-kicker\"\u003e 🎁 MADE FOR THE FRIEND WHO HAS EVERYTHING \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"psp-title\"\u003eThe Kind of Christmas Gift \u003cspan\u003eThey Definitely Won't Expect.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"psp-copy\"\u003eA funny option for gift exchanges, coworkers, friends or anyone who appreciates ridiculous Christmas decor.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-gift-grid\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-gift-card\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🎅\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eSECRET SANTA\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-gift-card\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eWHITE ELEPHANT\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-gift-card\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e😂\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eGAG GIFT\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Funny Santa tissue box gag gift\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564280627200001.webp\"\u003e \u003c!-- PARTY --\u003e \u003csection class=\"psp-section psp-center psp-cream\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"psp-kicker\"\u003e PARTY READY \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"psp-title\"\u003ePut Santa Somewhere \u003cspan\u003eYour Guests Can't Miss Him.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"psp-copy\"\u003eThe exaggerated pose makes it an easy talking point for holiday parties, funny Christmas photos and casual seasonal displays.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-quote\"\u003e“Wait... are the tissues really coming out of Santa's butt?” 😂\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/3314\/2682\/files\/ChatGPT_2026_10_23_11_40_50-5.png?v=1792726888\"\u003e \u003csection class=\"psp-section psp-white\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-center\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"psp-kicker\"\u003eCLOSER LOOK \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"psp-title\"\u003eSoft, Plush and Ridiculously Festive\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"psp-copy\"\u003eThe supplied product information describes plush fabric with soft padding and classic Christmas-red styling.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Funny Santa tissue box detail\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564281214402561.webp\"\u003e \u003c!-- SPECS --\u003e \u003csection class=\"psp-section psp-soft\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-center\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"psp-kicker\"\u003e PRODUCT DETAILS \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"psp-title\"\u003eWhat You Need to Know\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-specs\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-spec\"\u003e \u003cdiv\u003eProduct\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003eFunny Santa Butt Tissue Box\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-spec\"\u003e \u003cdiv\u003eMaterial\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003ePlush Fabric \u0026amp; Soft Padding\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-spec\"\u003e \u003cdiv\u003ePlacement\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003eCar Armrest, Office Desk, Living Room \u0026amp; Nightstand\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-spec\"\u003e \u003cdiv\u003ePackage Includes\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e1 × Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-spec\"\u003e \u003cdiv\u003eTheme\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003eFunny Christmas Decoration \/ Gag Gift\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e \u003csection class=\"psp-section psp-white\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-center\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"psp-kicker\"\u003e FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"psp-title\"\u003eBefore Santa Moves In\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-faq\"\u003e \u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e \u003csummary\u003eIs this actually a tissue holder?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eYes. It is designed as a funny Christmas tissue box with tissues dispensing from the rear opening.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eWhere can I use it?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe supplied product information lists car armrests, office desks, living rooms and nightstands as placement options.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eIs it suitable as a gag gift?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eYes. The product is specifically presented as a humorous Christmas gift option for Secret Santa and White Elephant exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eDoes the package include one Santa tissue box?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eYes. The supplied package information lists 1 × Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eIs there anything to consider when using it in a car?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eKeep the decoration away from driving controls, seat belts and the driver's field of view.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-note\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Slight measurement differences may occur due to manual measuring, and displayed colors may vary slightly depending on screen and lighting conditions.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- FINAL --\u003e \u003csection class=\"psp-final\"\u003e \u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 44px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e🎅 🍑 🧻\u003c\/div\u003e \u003ch2\u003eChristmas Decor Doesn't \u003cspan\u003eHave to Behave.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003ePart tissue holder, part Santa decoration, part ridiculous holiday joke — exactly the kind of Christmas mischief that makes people smile.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-final-brand\"\u003ePOVLYA\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"psp-final-tag\"\u003eFUNNY • FESTIVE • USEFUL • UNFORGETTABLE\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"SSS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67836505555037,"sku":"YM01492610222006-圣诞老人餐巾纸","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0735\/3634\/0061\/files\/ChatGPT_2026_10_23_11_40_56-8.png?v=1792979697","url":"https:\/\/glowforu.com\/products\/%f0%9f%8e%85-%f0%9f%8d%91funny-santa-butt-tissue-box-%f0%9f%98%82-hilarious-christmas-decor-party-gift","provider":"glowforu","version":"1.0","type":"link"}